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Friday, December 26, 2008

Dad Headline of the Week-12/26/08

Utah store has bone to pick with shoplifting dog

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Published: December 25, 2008
MURRAY, Utah (AP) - A thief remains at large after pulling off a daring heist - in the pet food aisle.
Surveillance video at a supermarket in this Salt Lake City suburb caught a dog shoplifting, KSL-TV reported Wednesday.

The video showed the dog walking in the front door of Smith's Food & Drug in Murray, and heading straight to Aisle 16, the pet food aisle, where it grabbed a bone worth $2.79.

The thief wasn't even perturbed by a face-to-face confrontation with store manager Roger Adamson.

"I looked at him. I said 'Drop it!'" Adamson said. "He looked at me, and I looked at him, and he ran for the door and away he went, right out the front door."

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Dad Headline of the Week-12/19/08

Killing Me Softly: Pillow-Fight Tournaments Grow in Popularity

Congratulations to Kelly Chung Dawson and FoxNews for getting the Dad Headline of the Week

(A "dad headline" is a news headline with a joke in it so corny that only your dorky dad would actually dare tell it.)